“Do you want to go walking earlier Monday?” The text came from my exercise partner and BFF. (Can you use that term when you’re over 50?) She spends her days solving complex problems in a research laboratory.
“Earlier??? Off tomorrow?” I’ve lost track of holidays.
“YES.” She must think I’m nuts to forget Labor Day. The unofficial end of Summer.
“Mmmmm….Off from work. Must be niiiice.” I texted back with subtle sarcasm. I had just returned home from yet another grocery store run. Parking in the driveway I winched at the uncut grass. This is the week to do yard work.
“Speak to your HR dept.” She smirked back. Who says scientists don’t have a sense of humor?
“My HR dept is taking a nap with an orange cat lying on his belly. I’ll just check my employee handbook.” Who says housewives don’t have a sense of humor?
Its a good thing too! If I had an employee handbook the HOLIDAYS/VACATION section would have one entry: PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE.
I recently heard this titled Country Western novelty song the end of a long day of Housewifery – Laundry, Ironing, Meal Prep, General House Keeping.
It was evening. I was wrapping up chores: gassing up the SUV, checking tire pressure – after visiting 2 gas stations to find a working air pump – delivering clothes to the dry cleaners and shopping at two grocery stores. On the way home I was bemoaning the fact that the task of unloading and putting away groceries still awaited me. But then this song came on the radio.
Laughed waaaay too much! Good thing I was alone in the car.
So to all my working sisters – kick back, enjoy your day off.
I just might join you and spend the day making art!♥
FULL DISCLOSURE: My hubby is nothing like Tompall Glasser’s song. I am the “kid sister” and he has taken me fishin’ – once. HA! HA!